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@MightyBigCar heyyy, I do my dishes in one of those!

you mean it's really that simple??

@groofay well, you probably don't want to do the dishes right afterwards.

Geoff @groofay

@MightyBigCar Excuse me, I enjoy a bit of dog fur in my spaghetti. How dare you.

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@groofay my apologies - most hoi polloi fail to realize the convenience of the auto-flossing feature afforded by spaghetti con fur. Obviously you're a person of rarified sensibilities who appreciates the importance of such civilized refinements, and it is my failure for having underestimated you. How gauche of me.

I shall proceed to hide my head under a pillow now and snore till dawn. Possibly this is due to shame, or perhaps #beer played a significant role.

@MightyBigCar Beer played a significant role in my revelation as well, comrade. Please, take no shame in it. It is truly our peoples' ambrosia.

As for pillow hiding/snoring: please do, as it is the sacrament of all humanity; to engage in such practices is to be part of the cycle of life.

and/or beer. That's part of it too. Don't forget the beer. All hail.