Jill Weinberger @jillybobww@kitty.town

TFW the world is on fire but then all of a sudden out of nowhere you remember that you no longer have a CD you really liked b/c you loaned it to a rotten ex-friend who, among other things, lied about having terminal cancer to get you back as a friend & you decide to be mad about that for a while.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR US SHOPPERS: There's a Chrome extension called Instacat that sends cute little cartoon #cats playing on your screen while you shop on Instacart.

Apologies to Kevin for the extremely unflattering angle.

Kevin will now walk on the exercise wheel, but only if Maurice runs it. He just sits on it, hanging out, & if Maurice jumps on & starts walking, Kevin will walk along. At 1st I thought it was a "Stop sitting on my wheel when I want to walk," "No, YOU stop walking on my chair when I want to sit" thing, but once Maurice is done walking, Kevin sits right back down on the wheel, so I think he likes it but either doesn't want or doesn't know how to run it himself.

Anyway, here's Wonderwheel.

GOP hardliners and puppets for this administration like to make a lot of noise about the rule of law when defending the current border policy. The actual law prohibiting improper entry classifies it as a misdemeanor offense, punishable by a fine or a maximum six-month sentence. This is the law our zero-tolerance policy that rips kids from their parents is in defense of.

I have started training Maurice on the exercise wheel. #cats

There's a new Acura commercial that is scored by the Motorhead cover of "Sympathy for the Devil" and I have a lot of questions as to the decision making process that led to this.

If you are in the States, 1-800-273-8255 is the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. You deserve life and happiness and there are people who can help you find a path there. Please stay.

Maurice was wiggling around being cute trying to get my attention so I scratched him & said, "I see your cuteness. I see your cuteness & raise you skritches. Get it? It's a poker pun. B/c sometimes you POKE at me," & he bit me.

Everyone's a critic.

Kevin jumped on my lap & leaned against me & purred, like, "I thought the pun was great & I know you're doing your best and it's amazing." Now he's flopped over & purring more & catsmiling at me. Obvi gunning for favorite. (Effective tho.) #cats

This is a good story about a good thing and also it makes me sing, "Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah CATBOAT." #cats https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2018/06/cat-boat-amsterdam-animals/

US Pol, selfie, my cuteness

Okay, I give up. How do I add a column?

Help I am thirsty but also under a cat.

"Oh, you're warm? I will sit on you and stretch out flat so I cover every possible inch of you with dead weight and fur. YOU'RE WELCOME." - a cat.

Maurice is comfortable and also the picture of grace. #cats

Here is my cat Kevin while I am watching a scary movie. I feel like he does not approve. #cats