MAURICE: Hi please throw this toy for me to fetch.
ME: That's a salt & pepper packet.
MAURICE: Pleeaase.
ME: You have 50 actual toys.
MAURICE: OMG PLEASE PLEASE THROW IT IT IS MY FAVORITE TOY IF YOU DON'T THROW IT I'LL DIIIIEEEE.
ME: Ok. Sheesh. (throws it)
MAURICE: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
#cats

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 17, 2018, 01:08

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 17, 2018, 01:08

I'm dropping my anchor here.

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** · Apr 16, 2018, 19:09

ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i boosted

**Ginny McQueen 🌻** @GinnyMcQueen · Apr 16, 2018, 19:09

tired: self-destructing emails
wired: self-destructing door-to-door singing telegrams

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 16, 2018, 00:45

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 16, 2018, 00:45

jelly was shivering from the wind today, so I made him a diy sweater. it's a little big, but he'll grow into it 😊👕🐕

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 15, 2018, 03:01

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 15, 2018, 03:01

I named him jelly

https://kitty.town/media/t8LIJfXf_jeuSs9ieTc

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 14, 2018, 23:13

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 14, 2018, 23:13

I'm at the shelter rn with this sweet boi. I think I'm gonna apopt him today <3

https://kitty.town/media/kYkpJ30-AVikrVw6AOY

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 14, 2018, 01:59

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 14, 2018, 01:59

it was calling to m

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 13, 2018, 22:33

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 13, 2018, 22:33

I camped out in Berkeley last night on Dwight street. it was super quiet and safe. I wanna make it to the beach, but crossing the bridge makes me feel really nervous today for some reason. I'm not sure why, since I'm used to them, but even passing over the small one to get here freaked me out.

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 13, 2018, 20:55

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 13, 2018, 20:55

in the bay

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 13, 2018, 01:18

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 13, 2018, 01:18

lol

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 13, 2018, 00:55

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 13, 2018, 00:55

I want all of these please

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 11, 2018, 21:06

**ǩ̵̨̨̒ͅe̶̠̪͈͐ṉ̷̟͈͑̒̎j̵̹͓͂̏͠i** @kenji · Apr 11, 2018, 21:06

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