matt ๐ด @matt@kitty.town
All Cats Are Fantastic
It sucks that I never got to use a microfiche machine
A brand new story in a critically acknowledged series
This is weird, I've gotten so used to cybrespace being my default landing page on the world wide web
I hope all the people who follow me don't forget about me ๐ฐ
Haha the fire alarm started going off (just a pot that boiled over while my housemate stepped outside, we're fine) and I spent about 5 minutes fumbling around with the volume on my computer and phone trying to figure out what it was before I thought to check outside my bedroom. If this was an actual emergency I'd be fuckin dead
Babazon Prive 
Cybre seems to 'ave pickled the ol' biscuit, as they say in Parts Unknown
Is downforeveryoneorjustme.com down for everyone, or just me?
Whoa. Cybrespace and M.S. both went down at the same time. M.S. is resolving again, but the main page is "not correct".
Tried to check them on downforeveryoneorjustme.com but the website is under heavy load.
Some datastores somewhere must be getting totally fragged.
cybre.space is down, oh nooooo
hi everyone, just a reminder that i mainly post on @matt now. i imported my following list but it seems to have missed a few people, i tried to go through and add everyone manually, but if i forgot about you please let me know.
1996: do you have email?
1997: do you have icq?
1998: do you have paltalk?
1999: do you have aim?
2000: do you have msn messenger?
2001: do you have yahoo messenger?
2003: do you have skype?
2004: do you have myspace?
2005: do you have facebook?
2007: do you have twitter?
2008: do you have instagram?
2010: do you have kik?
2011: do you have google talk?
2012: do you have facebook? (again)
2015: do you have discord?
2020: do you have email?
2025: do you have a telephone?
2030: do you have any water?
This can only mean two things:
1. Apple is about to get in the advertising business and wants none of the competitors to be on their phones
2. Apple is going to allow 3rd party use of cookies for a fee, to cut themselves a nice fat slice of the ad industry profits with none of the hassle
Huh. Cybre Space is down.
I think I'm going to mess around over at https://cybre.space/@matt for awhile. It's the same old matt, but 120% more
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Peace!
Saying that someone is "lazy" because they have to ask for money is a common trope of... what's that oppressive economic system called again
Thank God the capitalists are here to save us from the unfathomable soul-crushing loneliness and alienation they're causing
Animated dสaษชf
Seth MacFarlane is still allowed to make TV shows? Why? He should be in comedy jail
It may be time to retire my dumb pseudonym, if it leads to shit like this.
